I'm SOOOOO Glad You Made It Here!

God, I'm so happy to be starting this new blog. I like it so much I'll probably post like ten times a day! I really hope you bookmark my page and come back often because I'm going to work really hard at it!

You probably are a hit with the gender you desire and are not mocked for shockingly small or grotesquely huge/deformed sexual organs! You're probably a big winner at life and why wouldn't you be, you're here!